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Son, what in tarnation are you doing?
Two years of sex that wouldn't even qualify as sex if a democrat were in the white house and you are now asking strangers for help? Its time for you to see if this philly is just shy and virginal, or isn't playing with a full jar of molasses. A lot of women seem to view their private parts as unclean as silverware in New York city, and feel guilty and frightened about enjoying it. You need sit her down and get her to tell you what the issue is and you won't take no for an answer any more than I'd take a Yankees money for good southern land. Now proper decorum wont' let me tell you when the moment is to really pop this question but I'm sure it will come to you when you are getting that feeling. This is a time for steady and escalating pressure, flushing her out of her comfort zone like a pheasant. You need to take charge of this and be a true southern gentleman knowing you know whats best for her and taking charge of the relationship.
I dont' care what them Yankee's say but one in the hand is most definitely not worth two in the bush, and its high time you parted those waters.
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