As tempting as $2M would be, I'd want to hang onto it, build a lead-impregnated glass case, and use it as a coffee table. Imagine the conversations:
"Wow, what's that?"
"That's my hydrogen bomb"
"Is it a model or did you get the casing from a junkyard?"
"No, it's and actual working bomb. Haven't figured out how to set it off yet, but it keeps the neighbors' kids away."
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