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I threw a party in Seattle a while ago, and this was the bio we came up with for our headliner, Shitmat :
"Since the release of "Suck My Cock You Pretentious IDM Music Critics [ this took one minute to make mix]," Henry has set a world-wide precedent in hardcore which has made him the most sought after personality of our time. Always pushing boundaries, mocking taboos, and by remixing the likes of Eminem, Ace of Base, Snoop Dogg, The Bengals, and Motorhead, he has been rightfully elevated to a legendary status! And you ain't got shit to say!"
All of it is true, but hot damn if that doesn't make some obscure breakcore artist from the UK sound like he's fucking Moby.
Bios serve no purpose but to inform the ignorant and entertain the informed.
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