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Just take her out to dinner and tell her how much you love her...
Get her to give you a big "guiltfuck" and make sure you pound those meat curtains.
For the finishing touches, fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on her curtains and calmy walk out while telling her you feel you need time to "find yourself."
Throw a 20 on the table, tell her to buy something pretty and walk out, head held up high.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." ~ Mitch Hedberg
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