I was about 9 years old and my brothers were about 18 and 20. The 18 year old brother had been dating his girlfriend (and now ex-wife) for about a year at that time, and she was tall, thin, blonde, and a swimmer. The 20 year old was in a relatively new relationship with what is now his wife. She was short and somewhat overweight. So, he brings her home for dinner with my parents for the first time and I, being the stupid nine year old I was, say "she's not as pretty as (insert 18 year old's girlfriend's name here)."
Honestly, I don't remember saying this at all, but everyone else tells me that I did so I must have. I'm pretty sure they've gotten over it, but my brother still teases me about it occasionally. At least, I hope it's just teasing!
