Ditto on the Stephan Webb one. Some of my favorites:
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -- Terry Pratchett
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work. -- Eugene P. Gallagher.
The concept of individualism is foreign to China, ... It's hard to be an individual among a billion people. That means that even if you are a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand exactly like you. - A. Whitney Brown
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