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Ever since I can remember my parents have called me their "little hole in the rubber". I also grew up knowing that sex made babies and involved a man's penis being put into a woman's vagina and something about 9 months and that you could make sex better through different positions and stuff. But, I never knew what "the rubber" was... so I assumed guys' wieners either must be made of rubber or feel like it.
I also thought penises looked like round versions of wavy fries. I think I saw it in a movie or something.
I also thought that San Diego was a state, California was a country, and the USA was the world.
I thought our brains had computers in them.
My mom was a strict and religious Christian and whenever my sisters and I did something bad she'd always say, "Satan's behind you!". I used to think he really was and that everybody else could see him but me.
I used to think Satan was a pink elephant., and his throne was a wicker chair. I thought he manifested himself into a red humanoid figure with horns and such when he stepped foot on Earth.
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