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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Yeah, the infamous "Wow, so who else has fucked you in the ass, huh?!" sexually-jealous-ownage monster comes out like a drunken Lil John ("WHAT?! OKAY!") in couples like-whoa crazy when people start dropping Penthouse Letters-details like, uh, measurements and positions and comparative language and who heroically swallowed that copious amount of ropey, high-velocity, pearly man-essence in a single epic gurgle.
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Well, i don't know that that is universally true. The
Penthouse Letter style details can even make for some excitement here and there. It's the COMPARATIVE aspects that get a lot of people crazy. I suppose my above example was bad. If she said she got boned by a guy and his trumpet, I wouldn't mind. If she said she got boned by a guy and his trumpet and it was the hottest thing she ever felt... I'd maybe be a bit bummed.
