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What about a woman wolf's down a shepherd's pie and then sleeps on the couch for 3 hours, waking up only to watch a Friends repeat. She hates Monica when she's in the fat suit, but refuses to ask herself why. Suddenly her left arm hurts. 3 days later she wakes up in a hospital.
"Ma'am, you need to change your lifestyle..." the thin doctor tells her.
Cut to 3 months later. She looks like she's about 120 lbs. She takes a last spoonful of yogurt and then the doorbell rings. It's her lesbian date.
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