everybody relax now, I'm here
Sorry I'm late. I imagine you are all wondering why I called this meeting. Umm, somebody nudge the guy in the corner -- is he sleeping? Oh, dead. Sorry. Am I really THAT late? Well ... I'm here now, anyway.
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Proposed signature:
"What? Oh, you Roman centurions are looking for Spartacus. I'm not Spartacus; that's him over there, with the dimple in his chin."
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