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Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
I could give a shit about half of that stuff...I'm more interested in actually doing the nasty, not breaking it down into 40 dos and don'ts.
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You're saying that now... but when was the last time somebody screwed up before / during sex? Sex doesn't always just roll out like Charmin Extra-Soft... sometimes it gets stuck like that single-ply crap they insist on using in hospitals... sometimes it tears like truck stop toilet paper.
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Okay, no more pearls of wisdom from me.