Ustwo's rules of crying at a movie for men.
Sports movies.
Allowed to cry: Yes
By cry in this case, we are talking about watery misting only, and only allowed if it involves a tragic death of a young sports start, either prior to or early in a professional career.
Moving on...
War movies.
Allowed to cry: Yes
Open crying IS allowed only if you were at the particular battle, or had an immediate relative, like a father there, who died either at the battle or recently. If not, than misting is allowed, but no tears beyond that.
Further...
Romantic Comedy.
Allowed to cry: HELL NO
Under NO circumstances are you ever allowed to cry at this type of movie.
The romantic comedy. NEVER even THINK of crying at this sort of thing. If you so much as get watery eyed then turn in your man card and put on a pair of lace panties Nancy.
Moving on again..
Drama
Allowed to cry: No
While crying watching a drama isn't as bad as crying during a romantic comedy, thats like saying giving a guy a bj is less gay then taking it in the ass. Its still wrong.
Finally.....
Action movies
Allowed to cry: No
Yea sure maybe his best friend gets killed, his wife is raped and murdered, his kids are eaten by aliens, IT DOESN'T matter. These are just excuses for explosions and bullets on screen. If you are caught up in the story, grab a beer, take off your crocs and pretend to be a man for once.
Comments in closing.
While under some circumstances even flowing tears are allowed (recalling comrades lost in battle for example while watching Tora Tora Tora) under no circumstances should you ever be actually bawling. No sobs, no sniffles, and no asking for tissue. If you feel the need for visine after, or wonder why your date isn't trying to comfort you in your time of need, then you are dating the wrong gender.