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Originally Posted by pig
I demand to be the first man to plant my staff in a woman's fecund roundness, thus securing her maidenhead for the secure birthing of the continuation of my line.
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You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. May your line carry forward to eternity.
God bless you and your estates.
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But, seriously, I could legally have sex with a 14-year-old virgin, who would be less than half my age. But I don't see this as desirable.
...14-year-old girls are freakin' crazy! 
I'm with those who say experience is a nice asset. 
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön
Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot
Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 01-05-2008 at 10:21 AM..
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