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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Was it one of those older Saturn's with the headlights like 8 inches apart in the front?
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Yep. One of those things that's only a few years old, but you can still get one for $15 and some beads on craigslist.
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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Why does she have to be Latina, huh?! Why can't she just be a female human!?
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I've never met a white girl that acted like her before. Or a black girl. Or asian. Or Indian. Or Persian.
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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Were you going to kill her in self-defense with your martial arts skills?
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Nope. She thought I was shagging her sister. I wasn't.