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Originally Posted by ItWasMe
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Okay, since I just finished reading both of these:
Generally speaking, the two lists seem to cancel each other out.
What a confusing crock of crap if you read both carefully side by side.
"Don't nudge her head." vs. "When he nudges your head, do something."
"Don't blow a load on her." vs. "He's gonna blow a load on you."
Very funny in a George Carlin kinda way, but what the hell is anybody supposed to get out of it when they're direct opposites of each other?
Beginner's tips for the broad carnal first-time activity audience? Sure.
Real deal:
Communication +1 as everybody with a brain has said.
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Originally Posted by UKking
The one mistake women make when complaining about men:
Believing that men actually give a shit.
Ever noticed how men switch off when you nag at them? Well, there's no better way to make them do that than actually list and number every point you want to make.
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Um, they
give a shit when they're trying to "put it in the hole and do the scrunchy faces dance."
That and most of us aren't using women like gas stations (pump, pay, go).
Except maybe World's King...
he's on a mission from God.