Originally Posted by Willrevil, WillRavel's evil twin

There's usually only one guy to kill. I mean jesus I have all these fucking guns and I'm ready for someone to come in here and he doesn't bring other lowlives that are a direct threat to my family? Fuck that. I should go find them.

Go Patriots!

Originally Posted by Limpsin, Crompsin's brokedick twin

Golly-gosh, I'd just get on my trusty iPhone to dial the local law enforcement entity and hide under my bed until the bad guys are done raping my wife like she's a ferris wheel at a low-end circus and have used my kid's skull like LeBron James uses basketball. Maybe if they take their time with my family, they won't use my anus like Micheal Vick uses pitbulls! The response time of the cops is pretty quick, ya know, one of us might survive to end up on 60 Minutes.

Go Dockers! They're nice pants.