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jewels · 01-04-2008, 06:23 AM

I thought that we were rich because we had a clothes dryer and my best friend's family didn't.

I thought my dad was God because everyone said he looked like Sean Connery.

I believed I would grow a gum tree in my belly if I swallowed my bubble gum and that if my brother kept turning his eyelids inside out they would stay like that forever.

I thought all kids had their mouths washed out with soap.

I believed that God was bowling when it thundered.

01-04-2008, 06:23 AM	#30 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	I thought that we were rich because we had a clothes dryer and my best friend's family didn't. I thought my dad was God because everyone said he looked like Sean Connery. I believed I would grow a gum tree in my belly if I swallowed my bubble gum and that if my brother kept turning his eyelids inside out they would stay like that forever. I thought all kids had their mouths washed out with soap. I believed that God was bowling when it thundered. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain