Quick! Morbid Bhutto joke!
Crompsin: "Hey, did you know that Benazir Bhutto had blue eyes?"
Audience: "Uh, no. She had brown eyes."
Crompsin: "No, they were blue."
Audience: "Nope. Brown. I Google'd a picture of her."
Crompsin: "Haha, they were blue. One BLEW this way (points left)... one BLEW that way (points right!)"
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Hey, it worked for Kurt Cobain.
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