I remember reading in Esquire about 20 years ago about some guy getting the big "V" and him relating things that you shouldn't do afterwards, one of which was hosting a cocktail party. He said he was in the kitchen helping his wife mix drinks when the freezing wore off. He said to imagine Lyle Alzado placing his right foot in your left nut! An image that has managed to stay with me ever since!
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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
- Job 30:29
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