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Old 12-26-2007, 09:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
Martian
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Originally Posted by RangerJoe
Does the Canadian beer/American beer ratio mean that it's easier to get a Canadian drunk? Because, that would really help with the trying to find a hot one. =P
I should hardly think such a fetching young lady would need to get a Canadian drunk in order to win him over.

Drinking beer is a major Canadian past-time, right up there with hockey and doughnut eating. Thus, we're somewhat hardened to it's effects.

EDIT - And for any American women who are wondering how Canadians keep warm, I'd be more than happy to provide a demonstration. Y'know, for educational purposes.
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