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Best thing to do would be to have her come over and walk in while you are banging a couple of coke whores while wearing nipple clamps and snorting blow off of their asses ala Doogie.
Then just tell her you are expanding your horizons and not really cheating so much as being creative with your free time.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." ~ Mitch Hedberg
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