Don't pay too much attention to the Kama Sutra actually.
"But Seaver, It's the ancient wisdom on sex!"
No, it's the ancient wisdom on positions which would awake a snake on the base of your spine which would then burst out and enter your head taking you to to Nirvana. It was never intended to be enjoyable.
Look closely, the girl is upside down held up by two others with her head on the floor while the guy is suspended above her jackhammer style. Does that actually look enjoyable?
If you want tips, look up Taoism. They wanted to have the woman orgasm as many times as possible. The story as why gets weird, but I'm sure your woman won't complain as to the why.
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