I would start breakdancing when it got uncomfortable. For one thing, you might start a spontaneous cultural revival. Secondly, they'll all be desperately trying to figure out what the hell you're doing, so you can side shuffle any discussions you don't want to have.
Or you can just smile and nod, and if it gets too uncomfortable, go take a nap or magically disappear. Bars are full on Christmas for a reason.
edit: forgotted a word. silly me.
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