Ustwo

http://www.diyplanner.com/node/2735

Greetings all. If you're like me, you may be insane. That is to say, after slogging through work all Winter, your nerves may have become extremely frayed and as a consequence you may have lost your mind. Don't feel bad, it happens to everyone. I've also lost several important pieces of paper, so there's sort of a motif going here. With me I think it was the total lack of sunlight for months at a time. At this time of year, many people feel that they're in need of a vacation, but aren't sure if they may have a small amount of sanity left they can yet work through. Here's a checklist to help you determine whether you've lost your mind and should go on vacation.

Do You Need A Vacation? Try This Checklist:

* You're having repeated nightmares that you're lost in a maze made of jello.
* No one wants to ride the elevator with you.
* You hospitalized the last person who criticized your choice of fonts.
* You've started having long, animated discussions with George Washington.
* You believe Hairy Potter is real.
* Your family hid the knives.
* Last time the printer failed, you went into a two-hour long screaming, crying fit, whimpering, "Its not fair....I, I just want to print."
* You're writing cute little haiku poems about the Manson Family.
* You made a suggestion for a corporate retreat wandering in the blisteringly hot desert for 40 days, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence. You want to do this only for the sunlight.
* You spend a lot of time at home stoking and staring into the fire and you don't have a fireplace.
* You're considering signing up for an expedition to search for the North West Passage because it would get you out of the office.
* The only thing stopping you from forming your own end-of-times cult is deciding on a design for the jackets.
* You start to compare someone hurt attempting to get out of a DUI with the holocaust.

This, of course, is not an exhaustive list. If you have any other ideas about how to tell if you need a vacation, we'd love to see them, so share them with the class. Next week, the kinds of vacations you can take. Until then, keep your pen on the page and your jacket designs tasteful.

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