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TotalMILF · 12-20-2007, 10:01 PM

Upon seeing me change my son's diaper my friend's 3-year-old little girl says, "Mommy, he's different..." (whispering and pointing) "...down there."

A few minutes later he's chasing her down, trying to give her a hug. She's screaming, "Get off of meeeeeeeee!!!!!! You have cooties!!!!"

Again, changing Pookie's diaper. He points down and says "Penis!" then points to my crotch and says, "Penis!" I say, "No, honey, Mommies don't have penises, they have vaginas." He spent the next 10 minutes chanting "Va-China! Va-China! Va-China!" How cute.

12-20-2007, 10:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
TotalMILF Delusional... but in a funny way Location: deeee-TROIT!!!	Upon seeing me change my son's diaper my friend's 3-year-old little girl says, "Mommy, he's different..." (whispering and pointing) "...down there." A few minutes later he's chasing her down, trying to give her a hug. She's screaming, "Get off of meeeeeeeee!!!!!! You have cooties!!!!" Again, changing Pookie's diaper. He points down and says "Penis!" then points to my crotch and says, "Penis!" I say, "No, honey, Mommies don't have penises, they have vaginas." He spent the next 10 minutes chanting "Va-China! Va-China! Va-China!" How cute. __________________ "I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."