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I would grab my pillow and bite... hard.
Or maybe get the cricket bat out and get all Shaun of the Dead on somone who is unarmed.
Or get the 1851 Walker Colt out if I wanna go all Fistfull of Dollars on his arse.
Or get the blowtorch and pliers and call up some headcracking niggas to go medieval on his ass.
Or just grab the shotty and make a huge mess.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." ~ Mitch Hedberg
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