I love Hockey!
Oh wait. . . you mean something else. . .
For the nipple hardness - we need some help:
Step 1: Get them cold
Step 2: Warm them up!

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First it is ridiculed
Second, it is violently opposed and
Third, it is accepted as self-evident.
ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER (1788-1860)
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