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Old 12-20-2007, 06:38 AM   #45 (permalink)
The_Jazz
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Location: Chicago
At work:

With no outside stimulus whatsoever, I can inflate my ego to galactic proportions.

I can make everyone in the room think that all the good things that happened were the result of all my hard work when I didn't lift a finger.

I can magically attract new revenue streams that no one else even thought existsed.

At home:

I can play the purple blanket game with Max. No one else can. Granted, I don't understand it, but apparently I play it better than anyone else.
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