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Plan9 · 12-19-2007, 08:44 PM

Maybe it's the fact that I have a smooth spot like a Ken Doll or that I'm not in touch with my hair care products to the degree of being a viable coveted dating option over a goofy friend... but I have a lot of female acquaintances. Self-disclosure is a major hobby of women, I've noticed. They all wanna tell me about their sex lives (or lack thereof if that might be the case) like I'm a pastel-wearing flamer named Juan VonLimpwrist.

Broken sex toys seems to be a constant theme when they're whining to me.

What the hell do women do to those damn things?! I've heard quite a few stories about the failure of plastic playthings. I mean... a vibrator, for example... rigid ABS plastic in a round phallic shape, right? Pretty durable, I'd imagine. How are these devices broken with a regularity that causes me to question their use? Are you ladies snapping it on the inside of your pelvis like a Sam Adams on a wall-mounted bottle opener or what? Jeezums!

Exactly how often do you ladies wear out toys and what causes them to die?

12-19-2007, 08:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Broken Battery-Operated Boyfriends Maybe it's the fact that I have a smooth spot like a Ken Doll or that I'm not in touch with my hair care products to the degree of being a viable coveted dating option over a goofy friend... but I have a lot of female acquaintances. Self-disclosure is a major hobby of women, I've noticed. They all wanna tell me about their sex lives (or lack thereof if that might be the case) like I'm a pastel-wearing flamer named Juan VonLimpwrist. Broken sex toys seems to be a constant theme when they're whining to me. What the hell do women do to those damn things?! I've heard quite a few stories about the failure of plastic playthings. I mean... a vibrator, for example... rigid ABS plastic in a round phallic shape, right? Pretty durable, I'd imagine. How are these devices broken with a regularity that causes me to question their use? Are you ladies snapping it on the inside of your pelvis like a Sam Adams on a wall-mounted bottle opener or what? Jeezums! Exactly how often do you ladies wear out toys and what causes them to die? __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 12-19-2007 at 08:46 PM..