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Washington · 06-03-2003, 04:43 PM

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Little problem.

It is taking all my power as a mature human being not to scream a four letter word at the top of my lungs right now. Particuarally, I am thinking of the F word. Yea, that would be a nice one.

Well I went running.

This girl is 23. I am 19. Its not going to happen. GOD DAMN she is so hot and fun and humorous and happy and did i mention hot?

She's doing these freaking stretching things when were done. She has on the shortest shorts a runner could possibly find and only a sports bra. So here she is , on her back spread eagled with a big rubber band stretching her leg. her freaking ankle is up by her ear and I sweat I tried not to look but I could see her crotch (panties and all) and..well...more.

Damn I tried so hard not to look but damnit shes got some kinda of voodoo.

shes all happy and chit chatty so I do the same but I just keep thinking this could never happen. She is 23!

she is 4 years older than me and has graduated. Its just not going to happen.

"Hey, you wanna get togehter?

Sure, how about X (insert just about anywhere she would want to go here).

Oh sorry....im not 21."

So they invited me out to eat afterword and I said yes but while driving there i talked myself out of it and drove home instead.

I mean, wtf did I think I could do? These people are too old for me. I could not realte to anything they have to say. I probably couldnt even get into where they were eating (some sports bar). How lame is that?

FUCK ME.

The end.

Im gana go give myself a swirly in the toilet and just keep my head in there. For good.

Ps.. oh yea I forgot to mention they wasted me at about mile 4. They were running a 6-7min mile whereas I run about a 9 min mile at best (for a 10 mile run)

06-03-2003, 04:43 PM	#49 (permalink)
Washington Insane Location: somewhere cool	K Little problem. It is taking all my power as a mature human being not to scream a four letter word at the top of my lungs right now. Particuarally, I am thinking of the F word. Yea, that would be a nice one. Well I went running. This girl is 23. I am 19. Its not going to happen. GOD DAMN she is so hot and fun and humorous and happy and did i mention hot? She's doing these freaking stretching things when were done. She has on the shortest shorts a runner could possibly find and only a sports bra. So here she is , on her back spread eagled with a big rubber band stretching her leg. her freaking ankle is up by her ear and I sweat I tried not to look but I could see her crotch (panties and all) and..well...more. Damn I tried so hard not to look but damnit shes got some kinda of voodoo. shes all happy and chit chatty so I do the same but I just keep thinking this could never happen. She is 23! she is 4 years older than me and has graduated. Its just not going to happen. "Hey, you wanna get togehter? Sure, how about X (insert just about anywhere she would want to go here). Oh sorry....im not 21." So they invited me out to eat afterword and I said yes but while driving there i talked myself out of it and drove home instead. I mean, wtf did I think I could do? These people are too old for me. I could not realte to anything they have to say. I probably couldnt even get into where they were eating (some sports bar). How lame is that? FUCK ME. The end. Im gana go give myself a swirly in the toilet and just keep my head in there. For good. Ps.. oh yea I forgot to mention they wasted me at about mile 4. They were running a 6-7min mile whereas I run about a 9 min mile at best (for a 10 mile run) __________________ there is no absolute, only the moment.