I have the ability to kill landscaping plants with my mind, simply by willing them to live. The reverse is also one of my powers. I can sustain the life of any ugly, rotting, half-dead tree, for a decade or longer, merely by wishing it to fall down.
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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.
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