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Originally Posted by ngdawg
I have the amazing ability to find any short line in any store or bank and, simply by standing in it, make it come to a complete halt. I do not have to actually be at the point of service;merely going into line will cause complete stoppage. This power has been known to last as long as 20 minutes.  |
i have that superpower too PLUS the person directly in front of me will be paying by check.
my other ability is i can cause complete strangers to hit jackpots on slot machines. doesnt work for anyone i know, just strangers.