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Sets the new mark in the "shitbox" category. The engine responds to the accelerator with hooveresque power, and a roar to match. FM radio and manual windows finish the interior, and the high center of gravity showcase the cars billboard-like handling. Traction is much improved by the simple means of eliminating the ability to either accelerate or brake hard. The blood red exterior is a giveaway to the fact this baby won't get more than 23 mpg. Not since the Vega has Chevrolet had such an obvious winner in the Shitbox category as the Aveo Budget Rental Shitbox Edition.