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Originally Posted by eribrav
You might as well ask a teenage boy how he feels about oxygen.  |
And I can answer that. It is a necessity.
Started at an early age, particularly around the age of nine when a girl I used to know (a year older then myself) used to always ask me to take a piss in front of her. Why, I don't know..I finally gave in and we carried this on until one day some old lady caught me watering the wall and shouted "You clarty little brute". Up until then it was great fodder to fap on.
I never have discussed any manner of self gratification with any friend, save my g/f but then she reckons i shouldn't have to resort to it now I'm with her.
It was and is always a private matter I take to hand needing at least five minutes before anyone attempts to knock on my door.
What else can I say but it is masturbate or play soccer. And soccer is seasonal, a good wank is everday
