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Once, right after out son was born, I was just drifting off to sleep when I felt something crawling across my right ear. I sat up, batted wildly at my head and flung what turned out to be a giant cockroach against the opposite wall, screaming the entire time. Xeph woke up to me screaming "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!" It was the biggest cockroach I've ever seen.
Somehow the baby slept through it all.
Another time we were taking an afternoon family nap when we woke to the sound of helicopters hovering directly above our apartment complex. Turns out one of our neighbors across the parking lot had shot and killed an intruder in a home invasion. Three other guys were on the run, hence the helicopters.
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"I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."
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