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Female cleavage:
Don't dress up like a fruit stand unless you want eyes fondling you. I don't typically date women with gigundo boobahs so this usually isn't an issue.
Male cleavage:
Hah, I own a pair of Express jeans specifically for the moose-knuckle factor.
Worked rather well... once they got into the clubhouse, they couldn't stop fondling it whenever they saw it hanging out under half a millimeter of brushed denim.
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