Wait... how old am I?

Oh, okay.
First one I bought, anyway. Dropped $XXk on it as a down payment, paid the rest in a year with my Iraqi deployment bloodmoney. No fuckin' around.
I don't consider the hand-me-downs from dead relatives, although they're definitely a pity story.
I drove a beige mid-'80s Merc Grand Marquis with whitewalls for a number of years. No pictures and bad memories.