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This test is cool, but it's not thorough enough. First off, they come at you one at a time at first, which is fucking easy. You just end up kneeing them in the dome before they even get to you. And you kinda have to because some of them have glue on their hands and you don't want that on your new jeans.
It's only after you've laid out like 5 or 6 that they catch on and start attacking in groups. Unfortunately for them, this is around the time that I found a folding chair. The interesting thing about repeatedly hitting 5 year olds with a folding chair is that they're still light enough that if you really get a good swing, you can take out like 3 without the chair losing much momentum. And the first kid you hit is probably down for the count.
Oh, and you get to see how far they go, too. I actually hit a home run with this asian kid and he nailed the blackboard (always attack 5 year olds at school, ask me why later). It was this that gave me the idea to draw a bulls-eye on the black board. I was throwing them head first into the black board at first, and pretty consistently getting 25 points per kid (bullseye = 25 points in darts, so I figured it transferred to children), but I got bored with it and decided that kicking them from like 13 feet presented a better challenge. It took me a few tries, but I got a 25 with this blonde girl.
So yeah, it took about 25 of those little fuckers to bring me down.
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