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Redjake · 12-13-2007, 04:38 PM

We used to go over to a friend's house quite often to play videogames, and I couldn't help but notice how fucking HOT one of our friend's mom was.....

Every time I walked by she gave me an innocent, but "come fuck me" look on her face, knowing the entire time I would never do anything and she would never do anything either

Probably 6 months after we started going over there often I saw her naked walking down the hallway to her bedroom from the bathroom, and she saw me as I saw her, so I just acted like it wasn't a big deal and went on into my friend's room

A couple of minutes later she knocked on the door of my friend's bedroom and said that my Dad had called downstairs and wanted to talk to me on the phone, so I left the room and she had her hair up, still wet from the shower, and had a towel wrapped around her still

She said the phone was in her room, and being the horny teenager I was, I followed her into the room and turned around and she had LOCKED THE DOOR!!!

She let the towel hit the floor and asked me straight up if I thought she was attractive and if she "still had it" for a 40 year old........I said "I guess so" (teenager still!!) and she came over and grabbed my dick through my pants and stuck her tongue down my throat

The rest of those 15 minutes involved her riding me like a wild mustang while trying to keep the bed from squeaking and letting my friend know from all the moaning what she was doing

As soon as it was over I felt sick like I just fucked with some eternal presence that shouldn't be fucked with, she kept saying "it's ok it's ok" like it wasn't a big deal, that actually made it WORSE for me.......I went back to the room, grabbed my wallet, and went home

3 months later she was pregnant and her husband still to do this day thinks the baby is their's........she fucked him that week on purpose just to cover any tracks, we had a blood test done and the damn fucking baby is MINE......

That's just how naughty I was.........

Just kidding. This story is bullshit, just like 50% of the other bullshit made-up stories posted in this thread so far. This thread is already rivaling the "post your SAT score" thread where it turned into "omg 1570." Anonymity is hilarity.

Worst thing I ever done in school was drive recklessly.....something most high schoolers did.....

12-13-2007, 04:38 PM	#34 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	We used to go over to a friend's house quite often to play videogames, and I couldn't help but notice how fucking HOT one of our friend's mom was..... Every time I walked by she gave me an innocent, but "come fuck me" look on her face, knowing the entire time I would never do anything and she would never do anything either Probably 6 months after we started going over there often I saw her naked walking down the hallway to her bedroom from the bathroom, and she saw me as I saw her, so I just acted like it wasn't a big deal and went on into my friend's room A couple of minutes later she knocked on the door of my friend's bedroom and said that my Dad had called downstairs and wanted to talk to me on the phone, so I left the room and she had her hair up, still wet from the shower, and had a towel wrapped around her still She said the phone was in her room, and being the horny teenager I was, I followed her into the room and turned around and she had LOCKED THE DOOR!!! She let the towel hit the floor and asked me straight up if I thought she was attractive and if she "still had it" for a 40 year old........I said "I guess so" (teenager still!!) and she came over and grabbed my dick through my pants and stuck her tongue down my throat The rest of those 15 minutes involved her riding me like a wild mustang while trying to keep the bed from squeaking and letting my friend know from all the moaning what she was doing As soon as it was over I felt sick like I just fucked with some eternal presence that shouldn't be fucked with, she kept saying "it's ok it's ok" like it wasn't a big deal, that actually made it WORSE for me.......I went back to the room, grabbed my wallet, and went home 3 months later she was pregnant and her husband still to do this day thinks the baby is their's........she fucked him that week on purpose just to cover any tracks, we had a blood test done and the damn fucking baby is MINE...... That's just how naughty I was......... Just kidding. This story is bullshit, just like 50% of the other bullshit made-up stories posted in this thread so far. This thread is already rivaling the "post your SAT score" thread where it turned into "omg 1570." Anonymity is hilarity. Worst thing I ever done in school was drive recklessly.....something most high schoolers did..... __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.