Hmmm,
Hitchhiking to skid row in Chicago to camp out for Led Zeppelin tickets got me suspended (and damn good seats).
As a freshman, using a one-armed shoulder throw to toss a senior bully on his face also got me suspended (I had a brown belt in judo at the time, my one and only high school fight lasted 1 punch and 1 throw).
Smoking in the boy's room had nothing to do with tobacco.
I cut class to go skiing more times than I can remember.
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