I got paddled once for skipping detention. I was 13 years old and wearing very tight jeans, and I often wonder (now that I'm grown) what the VP was thinking while he was standing behind me paddling my plump adolescent ass while I was bent over a desk.
Otherwise that was it. I was a very good girl...at least at school I was.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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