Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community - View Single Post

Ustwo · 12-10-2007, 09:34 PM

There comes a point when one must admit they were wrong. For almost two decades I have vainly sought to educate people to what I thought was bad science in the theory of human caused global warming. I felt the past trends, the obvious uncertainty of data, the unknown variables and the unsupported models were enough to be skeptical, but I was wrong. As thousands of wealthy, and obviously smarter, people than I fly to Bali in their private jets in order to discuss how people like me can reduce our carbon foot prints it dawned on me. My degrees, my post graduate studies, my life long quest mean nothing compared to the vast popular knowledge that has assembled, in season, I, was wrong.

It is undeniable that humans are causing global warming, I know this know because I've been told I can't deny it. While such an error does embarrass me, it is time I try to fight the damage my misguided crusade has caused and make the planet greener, lest we all perish in some undefined but terrible way in the near future, be it freezing, or drowning, or starvation, we aren't sure, but its going to be my fault.

So I started to think, what ELSE can we do. What has been overlooked while the fiery specter of global warming descends upon us, and suddenly it dawned on me. It was so clear I wondered how I missed it all these years, but its the solution to the cause de'jour of only ten years ago before the horror of warmth spread its glow upon us.

I shall get to it momentarily.

Part of the solution to global warming is, as I am told by the expert politicians, is selling carbon credits. It seems there are those who COULD make more of the odious environmental poison carbon dioxide, but for good reason do not. These peoples are able to sell what they didn't use to others who do use it so as to keep the system from getting worse. Its amazing, but by passing money from one nation to another there is less of the foul carbon in the atmosphere. The problem solves itself.

Well as the populations of the Western Nations shrink, I saw what is perhaps more precious than the gold which is unused carbon emissions. The infertile wombs of our women folk. The population of the world is dangerously expanding, at least so I've been told many times by the fine and throughly researched publications that make up this lands news, and something must be done to curb this growing carbon footprint. We have created vast baby sinks in the west, with our birth control and smaller families. By selling these unused but fully potential babies to nations which are overproducing young, we shall defeat this problem. Every unfilled womb is now a treasure, every empty crib a blessing.

Save the world, save your nation, just so no to procreation!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22896334-2,00.html

12-10-2007, 09:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	A modest proposal There comes a point when one must admit they were wrong. For almost two decades I have vainly sought to educate people to what I thought was bad science in the theory of human caused global warming. I felt the past trends, the obvious uncertainty of data, the unknown variables and the unsupported models were enough to be skeptical, but I was wrong. As thousands of wealthy, and obviously smarter, people than I fly to Bali in their private jets in order to discuss how people like me can reduce our carbon foot prints it dawned on me. My degrees, my post graduate studies, my life long quest mean nothing compared to the vast popular knowledge that has assembled, in season, I, was wrong. It is undeniable that humans are causing global warming, I know this know because I've been told I can't deny it. While such an error does embarrass me, it is time I try to fight the damage my misguided crusade has caused and make the planet greener, lest we all perish in some undefined but terrible way in the near future, be it freezing, or drowning, or starvation, we aren't sure, but its going to be my fault. So I started to think, what ELSE can we do. What has been overlooked while the fiery specter of global warming descends upon us, and suddenly it dawned on me. It was so clear I wondered how I missed it all these years, but its the solution to the cause de'jour of only ten years ago before the horror of warmth spread its glow upon us. I shall get to it momentarily. Part of the solution to global warming is, as I am told by the expert politicians, is selling carbon credits. It seems there are those who COULD make more of the odious environmental poison carbon dioxide, but for good reason do not. These peoples are able to sell what they didn't use to others who do use it so as to keep the system from getting worse. Its amazing, but by passing money from one nation to another there is less of the foul carbon in the atmosphere. The problem solves itself. Well as the populations of the Western Nations shrink, I saw what is perhaps more precious than the gold which is unused carbon emissions. The infertile wombs of our women folk. The population of the world is dangerously expanding, at least so I've been told many times by the fine and throughly researched publications that make up this lands news, and something must be done to curb this growing carbon footprint. We have created vast baby sinks in the west, with our birth control and smaller families. By selling these unused but fully potential babies to nations which are overproducing young, we shall defeat this problem. Every unfilled womb is now a treasure, every empty crib a blessing. Save the world, save your nation, just so no to procreation! http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22896334-2,00.html __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.