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I believe Elvis is alive and working at a Steak N Shake in McKinney Texas.
I believe John Holmes was the son of Zeus.
I believe Cher wore the pants and Sonny did the cooking.
I believe that when Bruce Banner becomes angry, he turns into The Incredible Hulk... and when The Incredible Hulk gets angry... He turns into Adrian Peterson.
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I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait." ~ Mitch Hedberg
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