Ring is evil for interdicting the last printing of Mad Magazine and replacing the cover with one showing Mohammed E. al-Newman saying, "What? Me jihad?". This would have been merely amusing if it weren't part of his insidious plan to create a terrorist haven in Kerplechestan.
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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