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There was a time damn near 20 years ago while the Mrs Hat to be and I were horizontal, superimposed, done with the act but still engaged, and I leaned down and whispered in her ear as I was wont to do at that moment, but instead of sweet nothings I said, "Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests." She cracked up, which was quite stimulating, and, as I recall, lead to another round almost immediately.
She was looking for Mr. Right, she got Steven Wright.
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