Someday when I'm 94 and sitting on my porch watching the sunset, I'm gonna remember the handful of times when I was properly deepthroated. I'm then going to crack the slightest of smiles and let out a little sigh and think to myself "you lucky bastard, you really had it good".
Ironically enough, that chick, while EXTREMELY good at her oral skills, was also the most psychotic piece of work I've ever known.
That being said, I don't lose sleep over it, but do consider it a very happy memory.
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-
"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-
DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-
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