1. Call the number
2. Fill out your application with racist remarks and be a bigot in general. They're not stupid however, and will often interview you in person as well to make sure that you're a racist and not just bullshitting to get out of it.
3. Go and hope they don't call on you
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Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
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