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Aside from what Loki said, here is my list (sorry, no pics):
1- Buy my dad his own Harley shop.
2- Buy my mom a bed and breakfast near a lake.
3- Pay off the debts of my entire family.
3- Road trip to Vegas with a bunch of my friends for a month of debauchery of previously unfathomable proportions.
4- Build a major hospital in every city that doesn't have one, each with a full complement of staff, supplies and cutting edge technology.
5- Buy every hockey team based in a city where there is no naturally occuring snow or ice, disband them.
6- Buy the first Superman comic (Action comics), light Romeo & Juliet Havana cigar with it.
7- Build low cost housing for Montreal's poor, procure amenities and adequate security for them until they are back on their feet.
8- Assemble, train, arm and deploy a crack team of extremely hot and desirable female assassins to capture any public figure that annoys me or whom I judge to be a negative influence on the world at large (i.e.: Brittany Spears, Christina Aguilera, J-Lo, Pauly Shore, televangelists, poachers, slavers, people who wear socks with sandals) and bring them to my secret underground lab, where I can have them shaved, sterilized and destroyed.
9- Create a prOn company that specializes on the faces women make upon climaxing.
10- Travel, travel, travel.
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