The Break Of Wind
An English businesswomen explained to her doctor that she was always
breaking wind. At board meetings, during interviews, in lifts and on
trams -- it was impossible to control.
"But at least I'm fortunate in two respects," she told her doctor.
"They neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you'll be surprised to
know I've let two go since I've been talking to you."
The doctor reached for his pad, scribbled a prescription, and handed it
to her.
"What's this?" she queried, reading the prescription. "Nasal drops?"
"Yes," replied the doctor. "First we'll fix your nose, then we'll have
a go at your hearing"
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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