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Why Are You Doing This to Me?
Ok. I’ve had just about as much as I can take! I’d like to know who is responsible and I’d like to know why I’m being singled out!
Is it because of my political views? Is it because I cheated on my first wife? Is it because I told my boss to go fuck himself? Or is it because I loath American cinema and I thumb my nose at the CIA?
Whatever the reason (and whoever might be responsible) I’d like for you to stop making articles of my clothing fall to the floor whenever I remove my laundry from the clothes dryer!
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